From the Brad and Jen files

Madame Toussaud's wax museum in London decided Brad and Jen would be perfect for a first-ever double waxwork. So the couple's heart-wrenching divorce recently had its literal counterpart: The wax museum had to chop apart the wax lovers -- presumably with a hand axe or chainsaw -- and the whole thing cost the museum 10 million pounds. Now Brad lacks an arm and Jennifer lacks part of her torso. Friends itself couldn't have done it better.