Oh Canada

Rachel and I filmed this incredible footage and edited it. This giant windsock is actually flapping and gyrating outside the Canadian embassy to the United States of America.

How could this have happened?

Ambassador: People don't know about Canada.
Aide: Maybe a giant windsock would help.
Ambassador: Make it so.

UPDATE: The windsock has been taken down!! Less than 12 hours after we posted this on the Internet, the Canadians are in retreat. Once again, ELKTOWN's power is frightening to behold.

I met a girl

We are getting married.

I became a lawyer

Then I went to law school

Darwinism explained

Thriller, with Legos

"...that's the melody to Funkytown"

The fucking moon

From The Onion:

Fabulous new work from the 'Hoff

It gets really good after about the first minute.



Good job Tim for catching this. I have taken you off the "On Notice" board. For now.