Jude Law vs. two Arab women

Sitting in the row behind me, two Arab women offered a loud, unapologetic running commentary on "Alfie." I can't lie to you: It was hilarious. Jude Law would speak directly to the camera, navel-gazing in his little British accent. The women would answer. Here's a sample. (Quotes are approximations -- I wasn't taking notes, or really, paying attention at all).

Jude Law: I've got a good job, lots of women, and a nice Manhattan flat. But I don't have peace of mind. Is it enough?

Woman #1: No!
Woman #2: Yes!

Jude Law: If I don't have Marisa Tomei, and I don't have Susan Sarandon, and I don't have that girl who played the secretary on Ally McBeal, or even that other blond girl, what do I have?

Woman #1: You're handsome!
Woman #2: You're pretty!
Both: You have money.