Mission Statement: The ELKTOWN BLOGSPOT will attempt to provide interesting pictures of the Dubai and mideast experience combined with witty and irrerverent comments designed to entertain and enlighten all that visit this spot while keeping in mind that visitors have different sensibilities and perspectives. CUSTOMER SATISFACION is our goal.
"Satisfaction guaranteed or you are entitled to a complete refund of all subscription fees."
Or...
"The goal of Elktown is to provide you with a complete, accurate and comprehensive portrayal of daily like in Dubai, and throughout the United Arab Emirates. If, at any time, you are not satisfied with the materials contained herein, then you should have bought your own ticket to Dubai instead of eating all of those unsatisfying meals at the Burger King."
Those are my suggestions, and this time I'll just let you guess who it is.
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Mission Statement: The ELKTOWN BLOGSPOT will attempt to provide interesting pictures of the Dubai and mideast experience combined with witty and irrerverent comments designed to entertain and enlighten all that visit this spot while keeping in mind that visitors have different sensibilities and perspectives. CUSTOMER SATISFACION is our goal.
Hmm...a mission statement, eh?
How about...
"Satisfaction guaranteed or you are entitled to a complete refund of all subscription fees."
Or...
"The goal of Elktown is to provide you with a complete, accurate and comprehensive portrayal of daily like in Dubai, and throughout the United Arab Emirates. If, at any time, you are not satisfied with the materials contained herein, then you should have bought your own ticket to Dubai instead of eating all of those unsatisfying meals at the Burger King."
Those are my suggestions, and this time I'll just let you guess who it is.
ha ha ha... oh, that is just excellent...
I'm no expert on writing mission statements, but I figure it's gotta have something about more cowbells.
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