A Q&A with Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani

The following is absolutely real, copied from Grand Ayatollah Ali Sistani's website, along with my comments. These are questions that real people have submitted over the Internet, along with the Grand Ayatollah's real responses. I could not, and would not, make this up.

Question: I want to ask about talking to ones fiancee on telephone, is it permissible or not?
Answer: If talking is free of provocative words and if there is no fear of falling in sin, there is no objection.

Question: I was wondering if it is haram (forbidden) to go to a party where girl's as well as boys attend. The girls may be dressed inappropriately but no drinking is involved?
Answer: Based on obligatory precaution, it is not permissible, unless illicit act is not carried out.
Eric: So, Grand Ayatollah, you're saying we can go to the party, as long as we promise not to shag?

Question: Please could you let me know if a plastic surgery is permissible in Islam?
Answer: It is permissible.

Question: While taking bath, it’s said that one should not keep head under shower for more than one minute, is it true?
Answer: It’s not in order.
Eric: I'm not following you, Grand Ayatollah... Are you saying we're not allowed? Or just that it isn't necessary? Because I really love a hot shower. Does the Qu'ran say anything about how hot the water can be?

Eric: Grand Ayatollah, if you're reading this, could you clear up this point?

Question: What is the definition of Zina (adultery)?
Answer: Zina does not take place without penetration.
Eric: Frankly, that leaves a lot of wiggle room.

Eric: Maybe I could have phrased that better.

Question: Is playing a chess allowed?
Answer: It is absolutely unlawful.