A conversation through the looking glass with Miss Julia

J: Why is this bus still sitting here?
E: I'll just read a book whilst I wait. Spot on.
J: I paid my money just like everybody else!
E: If things go pear-shaped, I'll just have a go back, then.
J: This is crazy.
E: Naff.
J: It's ludicrous!
E: Buuuu'h... I don't mind. I don't seem to mind a't'all.