Pet Sematary
Please do not read this book. I finished it last night around midnight and it kept me up most of the night with the lights on in my tiny apartment. My towel fell off its hook in the bathroom with a rustle and I nearly had a heart attack. I only finally relaxed by watching a bootleg copy of "Mean Girls" at 3 a.m.
posted by Eric at 5:16 AM
3 Comments:
Hello young blogger,
I am doing a survey for my college thesis on people who watch bootleg motion pictures. Bootleg defined as a motion picture distributed without the express, written consent of America's large movie studios.
Please provide me with your full name, and mailing address and a list of every bootleg film you have ever seen.
This is strictly for my private research. I am in no way affiliated with the Motion Picture Association of America.
is that comment for real or one of your friends???
I'm afraid it's all too real. Thank goodness this pleasant young college student isn't with the Motion Picture Association of America!
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