Dubai will buy and sell you
But first, they've bought London's famous wax museum, mentioned on this site a month ago as the home of the unfortunate "Brad and Jen" sculpture that had to be brutally chopped apart.
Well, now Dubai owns Brad and Jen and everybody else, and I think it's quite clear why. Imagine Dubai's leaders: a bunch of old men, filthy rich and terribly repressed sexually. Now read this sentence: "[The wax museum] hit the headlines in 2003 after unveiling a new model of Britney Spears, equipped with heaving breasts that beat in time to music."
That sentence -- and much more! -- available on the Internet. This information arrived via an anonymous tip to elktown. Thank you Deep Throat.
Well, now Dubai owns Brad and Jen and everybody else, and I think it's quite clear why. Imagine Dubai's leaders: a bunch of old men, filthy rich and terribly repressed sexually. Now read this sentence: "[The wax museum] hit the headlines in 2003 after unveiling a new model of Britney Spears, equipped with heaving breasts that beat in time to music."
That sentence -- and much more! -- available on the Internet. This information arrived via an anonymous tip to elktown. Thank you Deep Throat.
posted by Eric at 3:53 AM
1 Comments:
Klein, what happened to our arrangement of leaving a red flag in a flower pot? Things are getting too hot around here. We'll talk again soon, though.
Keep digging, boy...
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