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I cannot resist

Every time I think I've quit blogging for good, they just keep... pulling me back in.

I'm sorry, I can't let this go by without writing it down. Something very funny is happening to elktown that never really happened when I was posting every day: The search engines have finally caught up with me. Google, Yahoo, technorati, and all their friends have crawled over every word I've written and catalogued them all. In fact, if you type "elktown" into Yahoo Search, my website pops up at #1. (In your face, Elktown, Minnesota!)

But nobody is typing "elktown" into the search engines. They are typing much, much funnier things. And lucky me, I have special super-secret software that tells me what links people use to reach my site, including the search terms typed in to Yahoo, et al.

So here's a select list of some of the funnier search terms that have brought people to elktown in the last few weeks. A few stay to browse, though many seem to be looking for porn. Those folks don't seem to waste any time looking at non-porn.

I will update this list if entertaining search terms continue to roll in. (Some pictures in archives are broken but will be fixed).

"Jessica Simpson legs"
"Jessica Simpson carwash" (from Germany)
"Jumeirah Jane" (from UAE)
"haircut saloon" (from El Salvador)
"emirati girl naked" (from UAE)
"Deep Throat S&M"
"horse wear" (from India)
"Joe Simpson sold soul to devil"
"Burger King mission statements"
"helping sleep by masturbation"
"haircut vocabulary"